Wicker Living (Lifestyle or Jingle)
Words and Music by Jamie Berg

I’m a city dweller
I’m a stressed out fellow
I need a lifestyle change
Something much more mellow

The city gives me shivers
Sirens and the fires
Missing person river
The slashing of the tires

I take a country road
To try and clear my head
But the answer that I seek
Are dead straight ahead
And the sign says
Live It
Live It

Chorus:
Wicker living
So white and clean
Wicker living
So cool and serene
A dresser and a bed and a table and chairs
I look in the wicker mirror and I’m almost there
Need a farmhouse and a country girl
Share some wicker living with me

I’m a country bumpkin
I call my honey pumpkin
She’s the country realtor
She found a house for nothing

So we shacked it up together
Soon she’ll be divorced
We found ourselves a family
Two strays and a horse

So we take a country road
For a Sunday spin
We reach the city limits
and we turn back again
To our new life
Love It
Love It

Chorus:

I mothballed my dreams
Moved back to the city
Farmhouse was condemned
Her divorce wasn’t pretty

So I bought myself some wicker
To liven up my flat
I felt a little less unhappy
So I just left it like that