Oh, its great to see the fun in old Dail Eireann
Household charges, bickering and shame
It must be great to be the old Ceann Comhairle
The Irish people don't know who to blame

Gabh mo leithsceal, ceann comhairle
Gabh mo leithsceal, on the floor
Gabh mo leithsceal, ceann comhairle
Gabh mo leithsceal, agus pog mo thoin

Its strange a guy like Gerry Adams
Asking questions on Dail Eireann's floor
But I love it when he breaks out with the Gaelic
Cause no one understands him anymore

Gabh mo leithsceal, ceann comhairle
Gabh mo leithsceal on the floor
Gabh mo leithsceal, ceann comhairle
Gabh mo leithsceal agus pog mo thoin

And now I leave you with a thought to ponder
Will Ireland be a nation once again
Will you try to get your Government in order
Or will it always be just the same old same

Gabh mo leithsceal, ceann comhairle
Gabh mo leithsceal, on the floor
Gabh mo leithsceal, ceann comhairle
Gabh mo leithsceal agus, pog mo thoin