Hi Friends, 

Christmas is just around the corner and I know you're getting busier and busier preparing and attending parties, year-end work and next-year planning. 

To make light of the busy season, I am sending you some funny Christmas jokes :) Enjoy:


The Singing Christmas Parrot

A few days before Christmas, a man enters a pet store looking for an unusual gift for his son. The store manager tells him he has just what he's looking for! A beautiful parrot named Chet that sings Christmas carols.

He brings the man over to a colorful but quiet bird. The man agrees that Chet certainly is pretty, but he doesn't seem to be much of a  singer. The manager tells him to watch as he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a cigarette lighter. The manager then clicks the lighter and holds it under Chet's left foot. Immediately Chet starts singing; "Silent Night, Holy Night."

The father is very impressed with Chet's singing abilities and watches as the manager moves the lighter underneath Chet's right foot. Chet now starts to sing "Jingle Bells, Jingle All the Way." The father says Chet is perfect and that he'll take him.

The father rushes home to his wife and insists upon giving his son this wonderful gift immediately. He presents Chet to the son and starts to explain the parrot's special talent.

Demonstrating, he holds a lighter under Chet's left foot and the bird sings "Silent Night." He then moves the lighter under the right foot and Chet lets loose a round of "Jingle Bells." The son is absolutely amazed, and with a mischievous grin asks his father what happens if he holds the lighter on Chet's belly instead. With his curiosity aroused, the father relocates the lighter as his son suggested and the bird begins to sing - Chet's nuts Roasting on an Open Fire!


Hope you're smiling. Merry Christmas to you. 

In Dutch, we say "Prettige Kerst & Gelukkig Nieuwjaar"

Best wishes, 
Synchdub