Verse 1: When you see the neon lights,
It’s time for squirrel girls to get down and fight.
Armed with brains and sex appeal,
When it’s time they’ll make the deal.
Soft silky legs and tacky wear,
They’ll fuck anywhere and without a care.
Push comes to shove these girls will get down,
These lesbians come and will destroy your town.
Bridge: Tribbing on the floor, these girls are filthy whores.
Tribbing on the floor, they’ll break your back against the door.
Tribbing on the floor, fucking through pain and gore.
Tribbing on the floor, always coming back for more.

Chorus: They be fucking all the hot girls.
They be smoking all the weed.
They be drinking all the cold beer.
The be taking what they need.
They be fucking all the hot girls.
They be fighting in any contest.
They be defending their titles.
They be Squirrel Girls and are the mothafucking best!

Verse 2: Oozing with sex and horniness.
They can cure any woman’s loneliness.
Tie them up or flog them hard,
These girls are willing to let down their guard.
Using strap-ons and anal plugs,
They sodomise girls even with coffe mugs.
Kissing lips and eating pussy,
These lesbians come and destroy little wussies.
Bridge: Tribbing on the floor, these girls are filthy whores.
Tribbing on the floor, they’ll break your back against the door.
Tribbing on the floor, fucking through pain and gore.
Tribbing on the floor, always coming back for more.
Ya know what these girls do?
Chorus: They be fucking all the hot girls.
They be smoking all the weed.
They be drinking all the cold beer.
The be taking what they need.
They be fucking all the hot girls.
They be fighting in any contest.
They be defending their titles.
They be Squirrel Girls and are the mothafucking best!
Guitar solo:
Verse 3:So you think you can take them on,
They’ll fuck you up, your just a pawn.
They don’t need men in their beds,
Piss them off and they’ll rip you to shreds.
Smart and sexy ladies can dish it out,
Make girls cum when they scream and shout.
You better watch out they’ll going to get down.
The Squirrel Girls are coming to destroy your town.
Breakdown: Ha ha ha ha oh ya,
These girls are the shit.
Can’t believe the things they do.
Let’s see who are these girls?
Well, there’s
Jean E. Gee - her wisdom makes everybody see
Kymberly Jane - this bull can dish out the pain.
Kitty Twinkle Toes - wins for best in show
Odette Delacroix - knows how to bare it all
Alyssa Reece - is somebodies sexy niece.
Nina Dove - knows how to love.
Jessica Bangkok - puts anyone in shock
Daphney Rose - has a stunning pose
Star Nine - Is so devine
Cheyenne Jewel - Will fuck up any fool
Samantha Grace - can smash anyone’s face
Oh ya! What are these girls doing?
Bridge: Tribbing on the floor, these girls are filthy whores.
Tribbing on the floor, they’ll break your back against the door.
Tribbing on the floor, fucking through pain and gore.
Tribbing on the floor, always coming back for more
Chorus (x2): They be fucking all the hot girls.
They be smoking all the weed.
They be drinking all the cold beer.
The be taking what they need.
They be fucking all the hot girls.
They be fighting in any contest.
They be defending their titles.
They be Squirrel Girls and are the mothafucking best!

End Song