SMASH YA PASTIE

Wew ya this is for all the lasses / all the gangsta girls / just remember Buzzcocks loves ya.

All the lasses in the world I think your pure cush / even if your rough as fuck I still think you are lush / Wallsend, Byker, Whitley bay all the fanny is pure classy / I'll take you back to my house and fucking smash ya pastie.

I met this lass from Whitley bay / I took her to my house coz she wanted to play / she was like wew your pure radge / I was like ya let is see ya fadge / Cookson telt is you always buck back / but he said you didnt like it when he made you neck his wack.
Gangsta gangsta I'm a pure lover / I winnit fuck ya round coz I think I kna ya motha / she used to be a dinner nanny at the high school / I think I might have poked her so thats canny cool / she said wew thats pure cush you can come back to mine coz ya propa lush.

Well I didnt stop rucking till the break of dawn and I taped the fucking lot on me mobile phone / she was like wew divnt show ya marra's / I was like course I wont man haha.

All the lasses in the world I think your pure cush / even if your rough as fuck I still think you are lush / Wallsend, Byker, Whitley bay all the fanny is pure classy / I'll take you back to my house and fucking smash ya pastie.

Wew ya I met a lass from Walker gate she had a top notch fanny there was no debate / she had ne front teeth but she was belta / I took her for a date at me local bus shelter / I left her slurps on me speckra gold / after afew minutes her legs started to unfold / she ripped of her knickers like hulk hogan / I was like wew your pure smoking.

Av never met a lass like her before who loved getting rucked on a bus stop floor / she said I'm not the first and I wont be the last / so I thought wew fuck it a think al have a blast / so Im half way through when she starts ganning crackers / shouting out stuff like Im guna eat ya knackers / she wanted me berns but I thought fuck that / so I pulled out me knob and blarted on her back.

All the lasses in the world I think your pure cush / even if your rough as fuck I still think you are lush / Wallsend, Byker, Whitley bay all the fanny is pure classy / I'll take you back to my house and fucking smash ya pastie.

Howay then lasses lets see yas all up on the dance floor / flash ya gear for the lads / aye am talking to you owa there in the corner / and yee an all / your good looking, your good looking, your good looking , but yee owa there / your ugly but I'd still ride ya haha.

All the lasses in the world I think your pure cush / even if your rough as fuck I still think you are lush / Wallsend, Byker, Whitley bay all the fanny is pure classy / I'll take you back to my house and fucking smash ya pastie.

All the lasses in the world I think your pure cush / even if your rough as fuck I still think you are lush / Wallsend, Byker, Whitley bay all the fanny is pure classy / I'll take you back to my house and fucking smash ya pastie.

(Written By N.Sheeran)