Here's our "classic comedy bio" as read "on the air" on the Lewis Floorwax and Kathy Lee KFRX morning show.....Born to poor but dishonest parents in mud huts on the banks of the North Platte River,the children of Burns Twice were so poor, their parents cut holes in their pockets just so they would have something to play with.After a less than stellar stab at higher education, the B2X boys headed to the Midwest to ply their skills on local beet farmers, motorcycle enthusiast, over the road tru...