Q: How do you play all those instruments at the same time? Is it magic?
A: Shortly after inventing the Internet, I invented something called multitrack recording along with some help from an assistant named Les Paul. It allows me to walk, chew gum, play two guitars, and perform my duties as co-offensive coordinator for the University of Washington Huskies football team all at the same time. Thanks for your question, and STAY IN SCHOOL!