…In the 1600s Bach was the rock star.

Sometime after WWII music began to grow some balls... Man invented the electric guitar, drummers began to hit harder, vocalists began to channel the voice of Satan himself. Somewhere along it's way to the new millennium, however, music lost its focus. Piss poor music has diluted the sacred pool of rock.

Then came a band that dared to restore that sacred pool of rock, with blazing riffs, thunderous drums, and raging wordcraft. They dared to eliminate those who have pissed in the pool for too long. They have spent many months honing their skills in arctic temperatures, with nothing but alcohol to warm their blood.
Thus the hog has spoken…