YOU’RE MY FAVORITE SHIRT FROM A CAR BOOT SALE MY CHOCOLATE CAKE MY PINT OF ALE YOU’RE MY STEVE EARLE AND EMMYLOU YOU SAY YOU’RE OLD BUT TO ME YOU’RE NEW

YOU’RE A SUNNY WALK BY THE RIVER LEE A DRIVE TO JAYWICK BY THE SEA A COZY NIGHT IN THE ROSE N CROWN YOU’RE A NORTHERN LIGHT IN THIS SOUTHERN TOWN

WE ARE DRUNKS WE ARE LOSERS WE’VE GOT NOTHING TO SHOW WE ARE FREAKS WE ARE FAILURES WE’VE GOT NOWHERE TO GO NO ONE ELSE WANTS US ANYWAY MIGHT AS WELL WHILE THE HOURS AWAY TOGETHER

YOU THE BRAND NEW CAR THAT I CAN’T AFFORD MY FAVORITE GOAL THAT SHEARER SCORED A TASTY PIECE OF KFC YOU’RE MY ENGLISH ROSE AND MY MP3

YOU’RE THE PRETTY FACE FROM LEYTONSTONE A WELL KNOWN RIFF BY THE ROLLING STONES MY PEARLY QUEEN MY SOUTHERN BELL THE ONE BRIGHT SPARK IN THIS PLACE CALLED HELL

YOU’RE A COUNTRY SONG ON THE RADIO YOU’RE THE BIG SKY OVER WALTHAMSTOW MY TAMBOURINE WHEN THE RHYTHMS GONE YOU’RE THE MISSING VERSE IN MY SONG

YOU’RE THE PATCH ON MY OLD LEVI FLARES THE OTHER COWBOY BOOT TO MAKE MY PAIR YOU’RE THE YORKSHIRES IN MY SUNDAY ROAST YOU’RE THE GUY CLARK SONG I LIKE THE MOST