BEEFUS

Rank #84 Madison, WI Rock / banjo / satire

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Members: BEEFUS: Electrical Banjo, Yells MEATSLAYER: Molten Burp Bass, Groans U-TIP: Thumps and bangs NATHAN B. GOSH: Electrical Mandolin, Fisticus Narra...

Sounds Like: BEEFUS, beefus!

Bio: From the laboratories of the GLOBO-RESEARCH corporation, and YS Records comes the thunderous beat and heavy bruising banjology of the mighty BEEFUS and his band of miscreants and mental midgets. Through the electroshock wizardry of bluegrass instruments strapped to the table and given 50,000 volt... See Full Bio

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BEEFUS has a show on 05/11/2013 at 10:00 PM @ Mickey's Tavern in Madison, WI http://www.reverbnation.com/c./poni/199135720 #concert

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“The minister he shouted waved his Bible in the air/ The Librarian she pouted, took the bun out of her hair/ Mother fondled father and his daddy pack she found/ Momma started jivin and she did the reacharound ”

— "The Reacharound"

“Mona turned on her television set/ Heard a voice reciting all the tasty things she could get/ Thickburgers, chicken littles, Rocky Road n tender vittles/ Horf down the jumbo cinnabon/ Mona strap your feedbag on!”

— "Mona Strap Your Feedbag On"

“He's got creamed corn where his blood used to be/And the testicles of a baboon!”

— Meat Fork Wiggler

“Down at the zoo they're sellin surprises/Ostrich suppositories, rhino tranquilizers/It's for goat diarrhea/it's all the same to me,yeah/take the hog stool-softener, a fantastic idea/Don't wanna be a scold and I don't mean to nag ya/But I can't recommend the horse Viagra”

— Pet Medicine

“Spines stickin outta the pale pink parts of a leg/who know what you'd find when you bit into that egg?/Droplets form on your brow/You regret it now/Shaved and quiverin like an eyeless porcupine/I found the priest's tube of mustache wax but I can't find mine”

— Smokin' Remains of Zsa Zsa's Ape

“The motel 6 is where the deed was did/his name's Cletus Johnson but they call him "The Kid"/She met him in the beer aisle of the Stop N Shop/He's gonna see how long he can stay on top”

— Your Girl Got Boned by a Rodeo Clown

“Splurn's postnasal drippings glazed the meatloaf/Chuggles dropped his feelers in the pie/Frolic like you want to be beaten/Limbo like you're fixin' to die”

— The Ballad of Splurn and Mr Chuggles

“They strapped him to a table/They filled him full of pain/With monkey jizz injected through/A needle in the brain”

— My Name Is Beefus

“Now for that Red, White & Blue/That's for me and not for you/To fly with patriotic pride/That means FREEDOM and you know/It's the reason years ago/Brave patriots like Mel Gibson fought and died”

— Steal My Bible, Set My Flag On Fire

“They put you back on the street, a little shaky on your feet in the dark night/In the headlights of cars, your brand new scars begin to shine/I'm Mother America, I watch you from cameras and stoplights/Just a slip of the lip, I put a needle in your hip/And you're mine/They did a BRAIN DRAIN/It's for your own protection/a BRAIN DRAIN/set you in a new direction/a BRAIN DRAIN/drain all the bad shit away”

— Brain Drain

“When you wake up in the mornin/Wipe the goobers from your eyes/Step into the shower, boy/It's a fungaltastic soo-prize/Shoulda stayed away from that Tijuana Mama/Stayed away from that Austin gal/Now you're walkin in a fungaltastic coma, yeah”

— Fungus Pants

“Sugar have you heard/the ads that they are pushing/for a pill that will liquefy your brain/Woke up in a stupor/Spoon shoved up my pooper/Cranium suffused with an irritating pain/Weasels in the twilight/I hear them calling out my name”

— Weasels in the Twilight

“Oliver walked just like a man, but his face looked a little strange/Like a midget hairy monkey/But he had a human brain/Tell him wrap up that garden hose, he'd do it right away/Piercin' eyes in a hairy face/Looked like he'd somethin' to say”

— Manpanzee

“Little Daughter I admit it/I'm branded with your name/In seven bloody Chinese letters tattooed on my skull/I'm coming for your children/Your little dog Toto too/Your daddy never should have robbed/That tomb under the hill”

— Little Daughter

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Comin Soons!
Oct 14, 2012
This are going be a reglar blog pretty soon. BEEFUS just got to learn thuh ABZs ... [more]

Who or Whut are BEEFUS?
Jan 30, 2011
BEEFUS (singyular) are Madison’s oan Orijinul HOWLIN’ MONKEY MADMAN of the ELECT... [more]

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Discography

THE BORCHESTRA Released on Nov 21, 2012

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BEEFUS: Your Girl Got Boned By A Rodeo Clown

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Sat
May 11

Mickey's Tavern
Madison, WI, US | 8:00pm
Mickey's Tavern
Madison, WI, US
Sat May 11 8:00pm
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Tue
Apr 16

Wisco-Willy Street Pub …
Madison, WI, US | 6:00am
Wisco-Willy Street Pub an...
Madison, WI, US
Tue Apr 16 6:00am
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This week, the Jimmy K Show is happy to present Beefus Acoustic! Also we'll chat with 105.5 Triple M's, Gabby Parsons. Comedian TBA. Listen to the Jimmy K Show each week for the very best in local music and comedy. The show is dedicated to showcasing our local music & comedy scene here in Madison and around the state of Wisconsin! The show is LIVE at the Wisco! Great food and drink specials! Stream the show live at www.maxinkradio.com or listen on your mobile device by downloading the TuneIn App and search "Max Ink Radio." Radio for the people!
Sat
Mar 23

Red Dragon TV Presents …
Madison, WI, US | 8:00pm
Red Dragon TV Presents BE...
Madison, WI, US
Sat Mar 23 8:00pm
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Tune in to www.reddragontv.tv for the Red Dragon fundraiser to benefit Madison's only Internet home for unique groundbreaking local acts.
Fri
Feb 22

The Rigby Pub & Grill
Madison, WI, US | 8:00pm
The Rigby Pub & Grill
Madison, WI, US
Fri Feb 22 8:00pm
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Fri
Feb 15

The Frequency
Madison, WI, US | 8:00pm
The Frequency
Madison, WI, US
Fri Feb 15 8:00pm
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First night of Local Love Fest, featuring covers of local bands by local bands. We're covering Superstar Fantastico.

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BEEFUS
This are going be a reglar blog pretty soon. BEEFUS just got to learn thuh ABZs furst....
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