BEEFUS are th wun-n-oonly KING O THE ELECTRICAL BANJO. There ares somes instermints owt there what is calld ELECTRIC banjos, but it not the same. Only th ELECTRICAL banjo are capable o sending 5000 voltses thru th brain o the Banjo pikker as he plaze.

BEEFUS' Infloonces: car noizes, thumps, booms, the sound a hammer makes when it bangs sumthing.

THE BAND: BEEFUS are lukky enuf to play with a talentid groop o fiends an hooligans called THE BUTCHERS. They ares: RB3 on Drumps, Frank T. Bunni on Basses, 'Shreds' McGIllicuddy on Guitar, Andy "Killer" Pufnstuf and Nate "The Xterminator" on Elektrical mandolins, an Dr. Noodles who pushes Buttons an stuf while drinking.

THE SOWND: Kind uv like a steemroller crost with a Power Drills crost with a Pile Driver. Plus banjo.