BEEFUS
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All hail BEEFUS!
BEEFUS am the Banjo Pickinest Weirdo evver to Flail th 5 string!
BEEFUS, yeah BEEFUS, hims are the BEEFUS - est BEEFUS evur to be grounded into Paste!
Are You a BEEFUS fan? You bettur be oar BEEFUS are come after yer Ukulele!
BEEFUS are really a Nice fellow, long as you feeds him.
We saw BEEFUS wrestle a whale!
BEEFUS can eat a Tree!
BEEFUS have a enormous Kayak what him uses to hit Yeti on the Snoots
It are a problem for BEEFUS since Yeti are known to love Electrical Banjo Pickin!
BEEFUS' daddy were a Baboon an hims Mommy were a can o creamed Corn!
BEEFUS roamed weasel-like over the parched hills
BEEFUS kept his paintbrushes in a can of Savoy coffee, his pistol in the ass of a mule
About
BEEFUS are th wun-n-oonly KING O THE ELECTRICAL BANJO. There ares somes instermints owt there what is calld ELECTRIC banjos, but it not the same. Only th ELECTRICAL banjo are capable o sending 5000 voltses thru th brain o the Banjo pikker as he plaze.
BEEFUS' Infloonces: car noizes, thumps, booms, the sound a hammer makes when it bangs sumthing.
THE BAND: BEEFUS are lukky enuf to play with a talentid groop o fiends an hooligans called THE BUTCHERS. They ares: RB3 on Drumps, Frank T. Bunni on Basses, 'Shreds' McGIllicuddy on Guitar, Andy "Killer" Pufnstuf and Nate "The Xterminator" on Elektrical mandolins, an Dr. Noodles who pushes Buttons an stuf while drinking.
THE SOWND: Kind uv like a steemroller crost with a Power Drills crost with a Pile Driver. Plus banjo.
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