"There's this one band called Aushua that I'm really stoked about. Someday soon their tickets will be worth a million dollars and 200,000 people will pay to see them live because they are incredible. In fact, aliens from other planets will probably pick up signals of their music and stop by earth for a night just to hear them. I just seriously want to sit inside their music and live there. Or go swimming in it until I get all pruny. Or I want to die from a spontaneous combustion caused by the...