A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...(well maybe not that far) there was a house party. It wasn't a normal party because it included guitars, amps, penguins, a Wankel engine, singing about Ghandi and a cake (you can never have too much cake). As we were trying to find the meaning of life and its analogy to the construction and design of the Wankel engine, the spirit of German technology snuck up on us from behind and knocked us out (maybe it was the booze but I'm pretty sure it was the spirit...). After regaining consciousness we decided that it's time to change our lives and find a new purpose for our existence (and a new Wankel engine because the old one magically vanished). Decades of long auditions later (this bio is about music, remember?) we finally gave up, kicked out all the band members (including us, gotta be fair) and bought a PC (yeah, we're too broke to get a Mac). From that point on everything started to make sense. Playing music was fun again, the rehearsals...well they were happening and that's always a good thing, the penguins came back with the Wankel engine (really!), we won the lottery (not really) and we were now officially "cool" (no surprise there). So yeah, that's the basic story behind this band (brackets are cool). We believe that noone will take this stuff seriously (we sure don't.....or do we?). Typical bios are just too boring...

We hope you'll enjoy our music and tell your friends (mom, dad, grandma, sister, niece, random people met on the street, bus driver, milkman, dog etc.) about us so we can get signed, release a proper record, get rich, famous and buy a private jet...