Immo Stax fights toddlers for Jello Cups.
Immo Stax can fly. He flies upside down and backwards.
His cape is made of a bib he strong armed from a toddler who finally won a single Jello Cup. He did not get the entire 6 pack and is still considered to have lost the war.
Immo Stax will slap you in the mouth in the middle of your sentence & then laugh.
Vote Immo Stax for President.
When Immo Stax is elected president, all citizens will be awarded 'no taxes for a year' if they attack a wack rapper. They be given a medal of honor for burning down the house of any wack rapper.
When Immo Stax is elected president 2012, he will mandate that all books have pictures of breasts in the background. Cuz if books were written on boobs no man would be illiterate.
Where does Immo Stand on abortion? He's not a woman.
Immo Stax for President.
Immo plans to fire all U.S. spies and replace them with exotic dancers, strategically placed in the finest foreign clubs worldwide. They will collect intel, and the money they make will pay off the deficit.