Is she in fact the bastard child of Loretta Lynn & Tommy Lee Jones? Or Loretta Lynn & Tommy Lee Jones & Tommy Lee? (Not true. No human life was conceived out of that grossly misconceived 3-way). 99 CENT WHORE IS THE ALTER-EGO OF MARY BIRDSONG (Reno 911), & has enjoyed cult-status by appearing at L.A. venues such as the UPRIGHT CITIZEN'S BRIGADE, the Echo, and M Bar, sharing the bill with film director Adam McKay and Reno co-star Wendi McClendon-Covey. And soon she'll be rocking musical theatre fans with her new rock musical. Birdsong has collaborated with longtime partner Greg Talenfeld (Cottonhead) to bring you your favorite whore in Off-Broadway form, with a hilarious script by Birdsong and Mark Hampton (Full Gallop).