BossVicious (aka Mystic 7)
*CD released Feb 25, 2014*
James- Lead vocals "and" Guitar. Has successfully leveled up 7 characters on World of WarCraft all the while still perfecting the 3 chords needed to start a rock band. Supposedly, has received a Pre-Qualified, Early Acceptance letter to possibly become the next member of KISS, but says he will wait to hear about the Dental plan before making any rash decisions. Authenticity of letter has yet to be verified. Wishes he lived in the 1960′s and was the lead singer of The Rolling Stones and had moves like Jagger instead of being just some poor singing orphan.
Jason- Awesome and (sometimes) Guitar. Would rather play for the Philadelphia Eagles than deal with that Southside bar owner again. Although he once sent a letter to the New York Giants offering his left nut and an autographed Slash Guitar to join the team. Will drop, leave, or move his guitar in any situation he deems necessary. Fist-fought a bottle of Bud cuz it looked at him weird. Has a pretty good vertical jump and voted “Most Likely fall off stage, drown in pee, or wake up a super hero cape in a 3rd world county” by the other members in the band. Once lost his cell phone 37 times in one day.
Alex- Bass. Star Wars guru and the OCD member of the band. He made "second place" in Nationals for "Cable Placement & Management" (aka Darth Velcro). In his spare time he models for Hair Conditioner ads in many popular Car, Driver and Hotrod magazines. Good at tune ups and changing breaks. Hates that he’s good at tune ups and changing breaks. Currently saving for his chance to bid on a rare Boba Fett action figure that supposedly has a Torch Wrench instead of a laser firing side arm.
John- Drums. Has several tattoos and many piercings that make him look cooler than everyone else in the band (unless maybe when James is wearing his cowboy hat, then its... Eh). Recently he has been on the market for a better health insurance. When sporting his goatee he has realized that the NFC plays better than the AFC in the post season. Expert on Speed dialing, call forwarding and texting while drumming.