The story begins in the small town of Tampa, FL (circa 2013) when young, aspiring producer/singer/songwriter Anthony Vincent stumbled upon the likes of funny man/karaoke superstar/acrobatic dancer AAG. “My god man, you have the voice of an angel being fellated by a thousand mermaids! We should amalgamate forces!” said Anthony. “I like mermaids! What the f*** does amalgamate mean?” he responded. Thus, Urban Infantz was born.
After grueling hours of solitary studio confinement (with each other), the Infantz would create their first masterpiece: a brilliant composition known as “Baby Out The Winder,” where a baby is violently tossed from a moving vehicle. Spoiler alert, the baby wins.
Urban Infantz retains an undying love for their fans and followers, and live by a unique philosophy. “Our goal is simple…to offend the most people in every demographic without actually offending them, even if it means that we are offensive to them…or whatever.” “Basically, if you love our music then we love you…if you hate our music, then we still love you, but you should also hate yourself.”
Urban Infantz would like to thank the entire global population in advance for loving their music and joining them on their voyage to universal fame and stardom. So sit back, put your systems on “bump,” and behold the music that is the future…of music…brought to the present…from the future…presently.
WARNING: Prepare to piss and occasionally s*** your pants from what doctors are now calling (very few doctors, that is) Overactive Overlaughter Piss and S*** My Pants Disorder or O.O.P.S.M.P.D.