Three parts awesome, one part decidedly less awesome. Shake vigorously.
Keegan Vo (less awesome i.e. the asshole): "Hey Matt, I hear you play guitar. How would you like to be my guitarist?"
Matt Bulleit (epic monster of varied instruments #1): "I'd be honored to be your guitarist."
Keegan Vo (still an asshole): "Hey Cal, you wanna play drums?"
Calum Macpherson-Smith (epic monster of varied instruments #1 as well): "Uhhhhhhhhh sure."
Keegan Vo (giddy schoolgirl): "Hey Caleb, can you play keys like one of your french girls?"
Caleb Little (ivory tickler): "Mayyybbbbeeeee."
Keegan Vo (confused bassist/singer of newly formed band): "How the hell did I do that?!"
And that's the story of how we came to be. Go forth, and beguile your countrymen with the tale of Writz Lang. Or stay a while, listening to songs about books and stuff. Girls, mostly.