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According to the legend, Dick Hazard was born in Texas in the 1980s. Dick Hazard was traveling in a covered wagon as an infant when he fell out unnoticed by the rest of his family near the Pecos River. He was taken in by a pack of coyotes who were said to have raised him. Years later he was found by his real brother, who managed to convince him he was not a coyote.
He grew up to become a cowboy. Dick used a rattlesnake named Shake as a lasso and another snake as a little whip. His horse Widow-Maker was so named because no other man except Dick Hazard could ride him and live. Widow-Maker was also called Lightning. Dynamite was said to be his favorite food. It is also said Dick sometimes rode a mountain lion instead of a horse. On one of his adventures, Dick Hazard managed to lasso a tornado.
Dick Hazard had a love interest named Slue-Foot Sue, who rode a giant catfish down the Rio Grande.