Runnin' through the jungle with my dick in my hand- I'ma mean Muthafucka from the Promised land! I looked up in a tree, an' What'd I see? A mothafuckin' monkey tryin' to piss on me! I picked up a rock! I threw it at his cock! Dat mothafuckin' monkey chased me 'round the block. Well I came around the corner, and what did I see? A hunnerd naked ladies just waitin' for me. I fucked 98, My balls turned blue I took a shot of whiskey and I fucked the other two!!!