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Half Gallon Handout / Bio

Got lazy must do. Among the piles of filth, in the deepest darkest reaches of the cesspool abyss known as east coast, Down in the state known as the panhandle... or satan's uncircumcised dick which ever you prefer, was a young pile of shit, whose only ambitions in life were booze, smoke, and the outside world. And so it began the slow decline to the height of human shame for this individual as he picked up a wooden box and made violent spasms come from it's womb. Alas the name of this individual was Harold. He was vulgar, disgusting and a piece of shit... that's just the way he was born. And so Dirty Harry a man so unforgiving they named a Clint Eastwood movie after him began to roam from state to state hitchin rides, and hoppin trains to lay down some verbal vomit on your face. It was proclaimed that in legend there was a handout of holy sorts. With Half Gallons of Old Crow (and other fire waters of the sort but fuck 'em) as far as the eye can see. And so He began this quest searching for the right folks to help him reach that delicious, awe inspiring sight of legends. Too bad he never found any and so the quest goes on.

No but for real, I'm Gio pleasure to meet you. Thanks for listening to my screaming garbage. I originally started out as Empty Bucket Brigade because I had no band mates and yet everywhere i went people would come join in me tunes, and as a result whilst at the Fest (Gainesville, FL) many years ago I was asked what I called my music I replied I don't know, and to which someone said call it empty buckets as a joke, and from that spawned a day dream of folks with empty buckets trying to put out a fire, that and my music was something people wanted to join in on so i figured, hey! my musics like an empty bucket, and them folks out there are gonna help me fill it! So on and on this went untill I had a child. SURPRISE!!! So I settled down began to work and play shows. Changed the name and so on and so on son!

General Info

Band Members
me
Artist Name
Half Gallon Handout
Home Page
http://www.reverbnation.com/halfgallonhandout
Active Since
10/09
Genres
Other / Other / For Real Real

Contact Info

Location
Davie, IT
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