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Kraig was born out of his parents' distaste for birth control. After various attempts at creating non-violent underground fight clubs, Kraig became the 6th Backstreet Boy, only to be quickly replaced by no one.
Now out on the streets as his band-mates shot to superstardom, Kraig found Jesus... a local drug mule who had been reported missing a week earlier. With the reward money from the find, Kraig decided to go into the studio and cut an album based on his experiences.
Unfortunately due to the concussions he never received in his non-violent underground fight clubs, Kraig's short term memory found him unable to recall any of his experiences.
Broke again, Kraig found himself on the street, not living there, just walking atop it on the way to his apartment.
Yet after posting a craigslist add, sifting through the many predatory responses, and being headhunted personally by the Prince of Nigeria for an exclusive money-making opportunity, Kraig met the talented Jenna Jream, who would later go on to sing and record his first single, "The Drinkin Life," which Rolling Stone called "...a... song."
Like Slash and Macgruber, Kraig would then go onto recruit a team of misguided misfits, who would contribute their talents to a wide variety of songs stretching from Pop to Rock to Hip Hop and Interpretive Song, a new genre where no music is even played, just positive vibes sent out through the universe via Iphone Apps.