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MELANY YATES - Lead Vocals - It's all about the boots baby! She does everyone a favor and keeps her feet planted firmly on stage and has never crowd surfed intentionally. She is top heavy and drinks only hard liquor but thanks to her high dollar Hercules mic stand she has yet to tip over on stage.
ANDY YATES - Lead Guitar - He claims to have no tattoos because they are all on his butt. God made a glorious canvas for his ink! He holds the world record for number of ignored calls in one day...1,234...beat that! He is a born leader of the masses and gold medal winner for facial hair. Fear the beard, people!
EARL LAUZON - Bass - The girls are jealous of his beautiful flowing locks. He has a killer stage presence but due to camera shyness and severe night blindness he has yet to exercise his skills in public. He is kind and considerate unless you screw with his Starbucks IV port. His fellow band mates still think his name is Squirrel but he doesn't have the heart to correct them.
BRIAN LOVE - Drums - They call him Doctor Love due to his numerous PHDs (Pretty Hot Drum Sets). He is a champion rock thrower and is currently giving classes on how to pull a boat in and out of a garage. He has excellent health insurance but is still trying to find the perfect drum throne that never has to be surgically removed from his anus after gigs.