Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're TASK1ne. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.
When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that he is going to ask TASK1ne for help.
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs TASK1ne
TASK1ne does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows TASK1ne.
If you spell TASK1ne in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
They once made a TASK1ne toilet paper, but there was a problem: It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
TASK1ne's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
TASK1ne can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only TASK1ne is skilled enough to unlock himself.
TASK1ne once roundhouse kicked Superman, permanently crippling him and forcing him to retire and hide under the guise of "Christopher Reeves"
TASK1ne can divide by zero
TASK1ne has XBOX Live... on his PS3
TASK1ne can speak Braille
TASK1ne pities Mr. T
TASK1ne once roundhouse kicked a lightsaber, and broke it in two
The last digit of Pi is TASK1ne
TASK1ne can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
TASK1ne doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, TASK1ne lives in California.
TASK1ne played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: TASK1ne once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
TASK1ne does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold
TASK1ne did in fact, build Rome in a day
Ninjas want to grow up to be just like TASK1ne. But usually they grow up just to be killed by TASK1ne
If at first you don't succeed, you're not TASK1ne.
TASK1ne can judge a book by its cover.
TASK1ne is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder at the same time.
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into TASK1ne.