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AGONY RIGOR-MORTIS / Bio

I WAS BORN IN 1637,IN THE SWAMPS OF LOUISIANA,MY MOTHER WAS A CROCODILE,MY FATHER A TRAVELING GIPSY FROM IRELAND WHO COULD FOR TELL THE FUTURE BY GAZEING INTO MY MOTHERS GLASS EYE IN THE PALE MOONLIGHT OF THE HAUNTED MARSH WE LIVED IN,AT AGE 6 I WAS DISCOVERED BY A DRUNKEN CRAWDAD FISHERMEN WHO HAD LOST HIS WAY OVER THE STORM THE NIGHT BEFORE AND HAD HIMSELF PLUMB LOST IN OUR NECK OF THE SWAMP,HE TREW HIS NET OVER ME AND SCOOPED ME INTO THE BOAT AND IV NEVER SEEN THEM SWAMPS SINCE,HE TOOK ME TO TOWN AND SOLD ME TO THE LOCAL STREET MERCHANT WITH CONNECTIONS TO THE CIRCUS ,BUT NOT BEFORE I EAT THAT BASTERS ARM CLEAN OFF HIS SHOULDER, SERVES THAT OLD FUCKER RIGHT! I DIDDENT STAY WITH THE STREET MERCHENT LONG BEFORE I KNEW IT I WAS THE NEW BIG THING AT THE SEATTLE SIDE SHOW OF SYCOS AND CIRCUS FREAKS,NOW YOU MAY NOT REMEMBER THIS BUT KEEP IN MIND THIS WAS IN THE EARLY YEARS OF OUR GREAT STATES HISTORY ,AND THINGS CHANGED FAST DUE TO MY RE OCHERING INSENTIENTS OF EATING THE PEOPLE WHO PAYED TO COME SEE ME AND NOT TO MENTION ALL THE CIRCUS WORKERS THAT WERE DISAPPEARING SINCE I HAD BEEN ADDED TO THE SHOW,SO MY MASTER THREW ME TO THE WILDERNESS TO STARVE 2 DEATH OR IN HOPES THAT I WOULD DIE...............BUT I DIDDENT..........I LIVE NOW IN BREMERTON WA. IV MANAGED TO STAY ALIVE OFF OF A FEW CHILDREN HERE AND THERE SOME TIMES DOGS CATS WHATEVER I CAN GET MY HANDS ON,IV BEEN MAKING MUSIC AS A FORM OF TRAP TO MET NEW ARTIST AND BRING THEM IN TO MY CIRCLE ONLY TO LURE THEM INTO MY BASEMENT AND EAT THERE BRAINS ,HAAA HAA NO ONE WILL REMEMBER THEM! IV ALSO CHANGED MY NAME TO AGONY RIGOR-MORTIS,THAT IS ALL I AM ABLE TO TELL YOU FOR NOW,

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RIGOR-MORTIS

General Info

Band Members
ANDY MACC
Artist Name
AGONY RIGOR-MORTIS
Home Page
http://www.reverbnation.com/agonyrigormortis
Genres
Other / Hip Hop / EAR FUCKER

Contact Info

Location
Bremerton, WA
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