Helloooo everyone, we are THE ARTICLES! We have been playing together since may of 2010. Our guitarist Joe Conquest(has the coolest last name ever)writes our original materials that we hope you all enjoy and rock out! Our practices begin with a fat feast of nachos made specially by our bass player Sawyer Thompson who is deathly allergic to everything else at Joe's place. Alternative bands such as, Radiohead, Muse and 311 have been very influential in our musical fusion.