The jigsaw murders consider talking about themselves in the third person to be distasteful and pretentious. Band bios are bullshit. Each and every one of them. We're here, we exist and we're not going to usher in a new age of peace and prosperity for all humankind. We do what every band does; we make music. How you react to that music is entirely up to you. No amount of self-grandoising or cliched hyperbole from us should influence or inform your opinion.