Well hello there. Tis me, the artist G, and....
(Wait. Did you guys want me to write this in the third person, cause I totally will, I just need to know what you guys are looking for to... I don't know, just the basic advice to sell ten, maybe twenty. thousand million cds in a couple days. So a fake review you say? I couldn't agree more! Well alrighty then, here we a goes...)
...and have been very supportive of my work. I've chosen to share a few main excerpts that I've heard of the many, many that have been spoken from rather well known people, and yet most of which happened in my very own living room. In my presence. Over the course of my extensive musical career. I heard these words spoken. In my living room. I really hate to boast, but here are just a few I'd be OK with sharing:
"...I've never wanted a human's blood so much in my life..." -Robert Pattinson
"...last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night..." -Billy Crystal
"...the force is strong with this one..." -Darth Vader
"...such a pretty face, you should be on a Christmas card..." -Will Ferrell
"...I want all of you, forever, you and me, everyday..." -Ryan Gosling
"...so wise. Like a miniature Buddha..." -Ron Burgundy
"...straight shooter with upper management written all over him..." -John C. McGinley
"...You. Complete. Me..." -Tom Cruise
"...seriously? It's like you're photoshopped..." -Emma Stone
In all fairness, that last one, I do know the guy who does my photos, yes, he does excellent work, and no, he doesn't have Photoshop because apparently it's kind of expensive, but he does know how to make an ole fash'n kuntrey boy sher luk purrtee.
Ok enough. Shame on you for even reading this far. Just kidding, I Love You Buy My CD!! =)
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