I’m not homeless
And I have a loving family
I’m quite healthy
And I’ve never lost someone tragically

I’m not ugly
And I can eat a lot without getting fat
My soulmate loves me
And he didn’t cheat on me with my best friend

So how am I supposed
To write the greatest rock song?

I’m tired of digging in the past
There is no memory I trust
Of course I’m special but I’m just
Too happy for a rock star
I wanna sing it from my heart
But there’s no story in the dark
Of course I’m special but I’m just
Too happy for a rock star

I’m not misunderstood
Got no addictions, no heavy blame to take
I lived a happy childhood
And I got straight A’s in school, for God’s sake

So what in the world am I supposed
To confess in the greatest rock song?

I’m tired of digging in the past
There is no memory I trust
Of course I’m special but I’m just
Too happy for a rock star
I wanna sing it from my heart
But there’s no story in the dark
Of course I’m special but I’m just
Too happy for a rock star

I prayed to Shiva, I prayed to God
Till they gave me the sign
It’s time to quit and just admit
I’m too freaking happy for a rock star

I’m tired of digging in the past
There is no memory that special
I’m special
I wanna sing it from my heart
But there’s no story that special
I’m special

Too happy for a rock star
Too happy for a rock star