Intro:
After the party, it’s Nauvoo House
If you’ve ever been here you know what I’m talkin’ about
Where people don’t dance all they do is this
And after the original you know what it is!

Welcome to Rexburg!

Verse 1:
Remix it had to go down
I got something else to tell ya ‘bout my new hometown
Where people don’t visit, they move out herrr
And ain’t no tellin’ who ya might see next semester
I don’t know about you but I miss the same tricks
Cause that’s when our school changed the name Ricks
People from other cities used to drive for miles
Just to come and get a taste of this BYU style
I’m the CLG so cold like a glacier
Dates before school, call me a player
Monday night you know things change with time
Family Home Eve don’t end till nine
All my homies out at Southgate or up in the Ridge
Tuesday night devotional same chick
Wednesday Hogi don’t go no more
Cause they don’t know how to feed you since they closed those doors
Thursday night the Hart, but we changed the rules
And I be up in the gym dunkin’ actin’ a fool
Friday night La Jolla they still got love
And Brooklyn be poppin’ like it’s the “Best Of”
Saturday you know I only sleep barely
You can find me up at Twizzle Berry
Sunday gotta go to church please!
I’m on my way to the Rex to hit Tuscany!

Verse 2:
Welcome to the Rex where we don’t play
And we do the reject like everyday
And a student’s a student in every way
Plannin’ on honeymoons that’s our money do

Now the dimes on it, P-Rizzle rhyme on it
Tell the Rex to run it back and drop a bomb on it
Sunday get faintly numb at stadium singin’ hymns super late
Monday FHE around 8
Tuesday I’m at devo ya I’m new to this state
And for the rest of the week we just test out our jeeps
You can spot us out of town by the way that we work
The way that we jerk, humble it’s great in the ‘Burg!

Hot now stop down at the Rugby game
New shorts two sports playa what’s my name?
Now Brooklyn, Ridge, mackin Aspen
Nauvoo’s got moves, let’s make it happen!

Chorus:
Welcome to the Burg, it’s a Mormon thang
Cause we party at the dunes like everyday
Big beats hit streets midnight start yawnin’
And parties don’t stop till one in the morning.

Verse 3:
Who say da burg ain’t tip top, we the top of the tip
I’m so new to this got too much grip to ever slip
It’s no saint Louis, got no tattooists
Girls outnumber boys now they sayin' (you can do it)
My baby’s beauty got one of the best lookin' booties
Not choosy, met Monday, married Tuesday
Six to one chicks to men in my courses
Dark jeans, tans and vans their so gorgeous
Girls are the best, distracted in my classes
Can I get your number, please tell me I can have it
Looks like an actress, can’t lose your chap stick
Buy two hats and coats to walk through campus
Rexburg will make you a believer
Girls scream they dream of Justin Bieber
Can’t change the name back to Rick’s
Without permission from therapeutics

Chorus 2x:
Welcome to the Burg, it’s a Mormon thang
Cause we party at the dunes like everyday
Big beats hit streets midnight start yawnin’
And parties don’t stop till one in the morning.