They made a pledge to Grover
to do whatever he wants ta.
They also made another pledge
to his friend the Cookie Monster
Grover don't like taxes;
he likes those budget axes.
Screw the middle class and the poor,
there's something Grover cares about more,
and he likes his cookies.

They made a pledge to Grover.
The Congress fears his wrath.
Grover ought to call the count
Because he's not too good at math.
Cookie monster just likes cookies.
He can't help it if he's lucky.
If any of all the rest want some,
maybe we can have his chewed up crumbs
but don't tax the cookies.

If you want to know who's butt to kiss,
it's Cookie Monster not Snuffleupagus.
Move over Rubber Ducky, move over Ernie.
Grover needs that tub to drown Social Security.
It's a test of purity!

They made a pledge to Grover,
now the conversations's over.
But they're not corporate puppets.
No, they're corporate muppets
and they love their cookies.