You Mexicans stop your arson and get off my seven lawns
except for my seven gardeners -- you stay on my lawns
and get back to work ¡Rapido! ¡Vamos!
Build my dang fence and shovel my compost

¡Ay caramba! Tell your anchor mama!
¡Ay arriba! who's this justin bieber?

When I drove drunk who caused the wreck? -- illegal aliens!
Who gave me that nasty lump on my neck? -- illegal aliens!
They're funding al qaeda and weakening NATO
behind every flood and every tornado
Who mixed up the colors of the grandkids play-doh? -- illegal aliens!

Mexicans are taking over everywhere you know
I hear they're secretly trying to create a NEW Mexico
Sucking up our education like a bunch of egghead leeches
and missing the Georgia harvest – I blame them for rotting peaches

¡Ay caramba! Tell your anchor mama!
¡Ay arriba! who's this guy bieber?

Why my DVD won’t play VHS -illegal aliens!
Caused the eruption of Mt. Vesuvius - illegal aliens!
Who knocked up your little sis?
The reason I always have to piss?
The worst song ever by Genesis? - illegal aliens!

It’s no fun being a bitter old crank.