The word's out. Is it true?
I still can't picture the two of you
Arm in arm, in the city
A goof like you with a woman so pretty
You might steal a kiss, but I tell you this

CHORUS: It won't happen tonight
(No, boy, it won't happen to you)
It won't happen tonight
(No, boy, it won't happen to you)
It won't happen tonight
(No, boy, it won't happen to you)
It won't happen tonight
(No, boy, it won't happen to you)

I tried hard to be her groom
When the two of us shared a living room
But she was so hard to please
She left with six months still on the lease
You think you're bigger than me, well I guess we'll see

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BRIDGE: I saw her yesterday
In the dress I bought her
But that bounce in her step
I never taught her
It won't happen tonight

She wants love, she wants money
She's got a sweet tooth that never tasted honey
But big tips don't impress
And candlelight dinner won't romance her
Sweet talk all your worth; you'll just get hurt

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