That'll never happen no more

I met a girl at the cabaret
She said hey there Papa are you goin my way?
I followed her home to see what she was about
Her old man met us there and he knocked me out
He broke my nose and he split my chin
He said, don’t want to see you ‘round here again
He chased me through the kitchen and out through the door
He whooped me with a chair till my head got sore

That'll never happen no more, That'll never happen no more
Scat
I was just lookin’ baby for a little bit of fun
But she had a man, and he had a gun!
And that’ll never happen no more, that’ll never happen no more
I swear!

You know I Lived in Chicago the winter and fall
Man it was so cold I had to live in my overalls
I was poor but it weren't my fault
I'm used to livin’ on chicken, man I was eating salt!
I met a gal with a big mink coat
Man, she had a long limousine and a forty foot boat
She whipped out a gun and she took my dough
But I didn't mad, no sir! I didn't get sore

Cause that'll never happen no more
Scat
Man I saw that girl, Woo I thought she was rich!
Turned out to be nothing but a thievin’, well you know…
But that’ll never happen no more, that’ll never happen no more
I swear this time!

You know I went to a party the other night
Drinkin’ that straight tequilo,man I was feelin’ right
I lit up a reefer, and I drank some gin
Just Sitting back waiting for the fun to begin
little gal, well she comes up to me
Says “Hey Hambone, let's make whoopee!”
You know I woke up in the morning in an empty bed
My pockets was empty, had a pain in my head

But that'll never happen no more, (I swear!)
That'll never happen no more
Scat
Man I saw that girl, I thought she was cute
She left me with nothin’ but my birthday suit
And that’ll never happen no more, that’ll never happen no more
I swear, that’ll never happen no more