Hey mister, can ya tell me
I think I'm gonna go insane
Love that little lady
But she don't seem to see thing's the same
Went to see the doctor
Said I'm comin' down real fast
Need a piece o' lovin'
Or it ain't gonna last
Take two o' these
Ring me in the mornin' he said
That's all very well
If you've got an achin' head

What's the matter mister?
My condition's critical
Need a strong elixir
My condition's critical

Ever since she gave me the bad news
I ain't left the scene of the crime
No matter what the doc prescribes me
Nothin's gonna change her mind
My temperature
Is risin' to a hundred & ten
Gonna take a miracle
To fix the state I'm in

What's the matter mister?
My condition's critical
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
My condition's critical
Need a strong elixir
My condition's critical
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
My condition's critical

(Solo)

Take two o' these
Ring me in the mornin' he said
That's all very well
If you've got an achin' head

What's the matter mister?
My condition's critical
Need a strong elixir
My condition's critical
What's the matter mister?
My condition's critical
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
My condition's critical
Oh yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah
Yeah hmmmm