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Bitches on my dick cuz I look like Barney, Bitches on my dick cuz I look Stuart Varney, Bitches on my dick cuz I look like a bottle of Bicardi, Bitches on my dick cuz I look like a smarty-pants, cooking dance- OH MY GOD!
Getting asked how many bitches I have, bitch I have a looot! Oh my (#BASED) God, can you believe it? I'm @LilBASEDJesus- raps so sick bitch even my punchline sneezes. Bitches on my dick cuz I look like Golden Girls. Bitches on my dick cuz I vanilla swirl. Bitches on my dick cuz I look like Mr. Rogers. Bitches on my dick cuz I look like "Luke'
s Father". Bitches on my dick cuz they don't know any difference. Bitches on my dick and all they want is my digits. Not those ones you wanna call but the kind that you smack a ho, drop a stack and she blows it @ the mall!

Bitches on my dick cuz I look like "Murder She Wrote" Bitches give me head til she get strep throat. Bitch fucks with me cuz she know I smoke pre-rolled. Bitches on my dick, that's bigger than the Space Needle. Bitches rubbing on me like I'm a genie's lamp. I freestyle so I don't get writer's cramp. Bitches on my dick cuz I keep it so BASED. Dey(all)callMeTastay & she wanna get a taste, HO!

Bitches on my dick cuz I look like Denzel Washington. Lungs fulla more haze than oxygen and thats nonfiction, straight up bitch that's the truth. If the sky is the limit then I wanna know who the fuck tore off my roof? Tall like Snoop, blazed like Khalifa. Bitches giving you dirty looks cuz you've never been to the dry cleaners. Stacking vegetation, it's cultivation season, I fuck with who I want when I want for any based reason!

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