Come on, let me hold you, think of what I told you.
Come on, let me kiss you, I will make you a star.
There is nothing to it, honey, let me do it.
Come on, let me love you, I will make you go far.

I’ve got a friend who’s got a friend who knows a man who knows the way
to the sister of the uncle of the son of Doris Day.
So if you let me, you’re on your way!

If you treat me nice and follow my advice, well,
with your kind of talent you will go to the top.
If you’re satisfying I will send you flying.
Yeah, thats right, now go on ‘till I tell you to stop.

I’ve got a friend...