So you wanna blow your head off
that's what you think you gotta do
to get over some girlie
who's not in love with you
Well wait a minute buddy
This could be for the better
Cause if she's like any other woman
She'll steal your soul if you let her

(Chorus)
And we could use you round here

So you're thinking about jumping
Can't seem to find yourself a purpose
But there's gotta be somethin'
No fear of heights could come of service
You could be a pilot
Just like captain Sully
And instead of crashing down
You could save everybody

Chorus

So you wanna end it all
Can't seem to find no inspiration
But I know that's not true
I read your suicide note, it's a sensation
You could be a writer
Just like Edgar Allen Poe
Cause everybody loves poetry
Especially from a tortured soul

Chorus