Well I'm a stone cold lady killin' son of a bitch I got a thick stick of dynamite.

I got an Alabama Blacksnake in my pants and he's lookin' for a victim tonight.

I see you shakin' your butt and girl you look like a slut tryin' to run from the sins of her past.

After a couple of drinks and by the look in your eye, I don;t think you're trying to run too fast.

So gimme 1, 3, 10 or 12 hootchies honey I don't give a damn.

cuz I'm a 24/7 365 day two time lovin' man.

That thing at home is just a bitchy ass hoe and she can try and catch me if she can

I'm a 24/7 365 day two time lovin' man.

I'm as horny as a monkey and I ain't gonna lie, I don't care about no true romance

But I can diddle your skittle, play it like a country fiddle, leave you soaking in your underpants.

You can call me a pig, you can call ma a dog but if you try me honey you'll agree.

I'm a musketeer and to retire my blade would be a crime against humanity

So gimme 1, 3, 10 or 12 hootchies honey I don't give a damn.

cuz I'm a 24/7 365 day two time lovin' man.

That thing at home is just a bitchy ass hoe and she can try and catch me if she can

I'm a 24/7 365 day two time lovin' man.

You can ask me how I feel god on the matter with my wife at home a'feelin' blue

But that mean old sow been gettin' ugly and fatter right from the moment that I said "I do"

so we can hit the road, and we can hit the motel and we can do a little shuck and jive.

But I ain't losing half of all the shit I got, I gotta hit the hay by quarter to five.

So gimme 1, 3, 10 or 12 hootchies honey I don't give a damn.

cuz I'm a 24/7 365 day two time lovin' man.

That thing at home is just a bitchy ass hoe and she can try and catch me if she can

I'm a 24/7 365 day two time lovin' man.