Joke song I wrote about my roommates boyfriend...

Why do I follow her home
And watch her while she thinks shes alone
why do I tell her these things
That make her feel afraid for her soul
Why do I do all of these drugs
That make me do these things that are fucked up
Why do I do these things to her
Creep up on this girl and touch myself

Oh stalker man why dont you leave me alone
She screams don't come in here, oh please dont
She tells me that she doesnt even feel safe at home
She screams don't come in here, oh please dont

At night I watch her through her windows
Unknown to her I beat off
At times I believe she might know
That I am actually inside her home
And sometimes I wish she would take her clothes off
So I could catch a glimpse of skin
And so I walk out her door with one look back
Hoping she would wake and see my sin

Oh stalker man why dont you leave me alone
She screams don't come in here, oh please dont
She tells me that she doesnt even feel safe at home
She screams don't come in here, oh please dont