many of the lyrics were provided by fans :) thanks to those who entered and congrats to the 14 whose lyrics were picked by the band! be sure to watch the video, too.

Stephen said to get you a gnome trap (Stephen Mills)
So it could defend your lawn
Lauren said it would be really cool to use
Your lyrics in a song (Lauren Hurley)
Adriana said sea monkeys
Or maybe a chainsaw (Adriana Buitrago)
Whit thought it’d be really cool to
Give you a pig in a jar (Whitney Grant)

A life sized voodoo doll (Kate Gosling)
And a bald cat for licking (Corinne Starsigns)
All my friends made a list
Told me you’d want these gifts

It’s Christmas what should I buy you
It’s Christmas what will I get you
I asked all of my messed-up friends
They gave me the best suggestions Oh yeah

Schwann said to get a giraffe named peanut (Schwann Hamburger)
Jon said a bass and a strap (Jon DelFosse)
Chris said to get 12 monkeys as santa
Doing the monster mash (Chris Holt)
Susan said a chocolate pudding pedicure
Or maybe a brain transplant (Susan Hubbard)
Thom suggested body paint and some whipped cream
Is that too much to ask (Thom Bedford)

A bottle of whiskey (Tagan Adams)
Or some wasabi dried peas (Kiersi Simon)
All my friends made a list
Told me you’d want these gifts

Who am I kidding
What do they know
I should just wrap myself up in a big red bow

A ninja bunny hat (Stephen Mills)
A picture signed by Joan Jett (Sheryl Bonner)
All my friends made a list
Told me you’d want these gifts