They're not gonna help me out
Cause they are wussies
Yes, they are
Cause they are wussies
Yes, they are

Oh, frat dudes
Frat dudes
Make me sick
Blah, blah!
Sick!
Blah, blah!

Frat dudes
Frat, frat
Frat dudes
Frat, frat

Frat dudes
Frat dudes
Make me sick
Blah, blah!
Sick!
Blah, blah!

Pageboy haircuts
Got yo' matchin' shoes
They make me sick
Blah, blah!
Sick!
Blah, blah!

Frat dudes
Frat dudes
You just make me sick
Blah, blah!
Sick!

(guitar solo)

Frat dudes
Walkin' around on campus
Lookin' like some dorkus
Oh, frat dudes
Make me sick
Blah, blah!
Sick!
Blah, blah!

Frat dudes
Frat dudes
Make me sick
All you frat dudes
Make me sick
Blah, blah!
Sick!
Blah, blah!

Frat dudes
Frat dudes
Make me sick
Blah, blah!
Sick!

Party on, dudes!