HEY YOU! WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID?

Do this, do that
Just another doormat
Don’t know what’s happening
And never question anything

I said a-hey! You! Why are you so stupid?
You've really, really got no reason to be
I said a-hey! You! Why are you so stupid?
You're so dumb sometimes I can hardly believe it

Buy this, buy that
On tick, old tat
Suckered by the marketing
They got you buying anything

I said a-hey! You! Why are you so stupid?
You've really, really got no reason to be
I said a-hey! You! Why are you so stupid?
You're so dumb sometimes I can hardly believe it

Follow this, follow that
Don’t know where your head’s at
Faith unquestioning
Got you believing anything

I said a-hey! You! Why are you so stupid?
You've really, really got no reason to be
I said a-hey! You! Why are you so stupid?
You're so dumb sometimes I can hardly believe it

I said a-hey! You! Why are you so stupid?
You've really, really got no reason to be
I said a-hey! You! Why are you so stupid?
You're so dumb sometimes I can hardly believe it

Words and music by Chris Wilkinson
©2002 Small Pudding Music (ASCAP)