Queen Meg has got a billion dollars she’s looking to spend
Buyin’ California like a tiara to wear on her head
Didn’t vote for decades cuz she was too busy with Ebay & Mr. Potato Head

ALL HAIL QUEEN MEG!
California’s not an Ebay auction!
ALL HAIL THE QUEEN!
Not drinkin’ yer Kool-Aid concoction!

Running online garage sales qualifies her to make the rules
Deny rights to the gay ones and take all the money out of our schools
Bowing to the Mormons, and other assweasels who kill California’s environment!

Our sources say Meg Whitman spent $500,000 in the past 6 months flying her fat ass around on private jets. Jerry Brown spent $4400 flying around on Southwest Airlines. Meg Whitman shipped 20% of ebay jobs overseas. She’s anti-gay, anti-brown, and not just Jerry, and anti-environment. She was fired from ebay for violently pushing an employee into a fit of rage. Now here’s a reaction from Arnold. “Nyahhh!”

ALL HAIL QUEEN MEG!
ALL HAIL THE QUEEN!
She keeps her money in the Cayman Islands!