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Sasquatch stomping on u guys like i wear shoe size 37's
Beat u up like a producer you can call c me sledren Scalp direction
to the moneys exactly where im heading
##Coordinates with the ordinance I cooperate like the beamer in valet
Ghost lyrics words are ougi boarding and life is a bitch but cleaning up well she is jus so goddamn gorgeous##
Ive got goals dreams infatuated with nice things like my idol Sean said
And all we think about is money & sex
fucking & checks so if not youn mulah then its pussy what im getting
Hip hop hasn't been dead its just on a respirator
Note taking muthfuckas i got my Tablets as I'm stacking all this paper, bout to shock your ass now no defibrillator, these dudes sex change pussies first got neutered now spaded I'm
Sparking, lighting up like incandescent
I'm am so persistent
((ur Counterfeit coinage u can keep the change I only accept legitimate under 20 dollar transactions and I'll take the debut digits)) a blues clue I'll give you a hint
No? fine then had to offer cuz u came across as clueless
Flow Spread like influenza
I should anthrax this shit
Rap game needs no cure have the illness spread rapidly cow guts utterly
Contagious
Speaking I cow I'm going mad on the words like a got a disease
Ain't shit funny tho
Last comic standing rest in peace my man Greg giraldo
Got more than that under the skates of vince cataldo
If tonight is the weekend and Monday shall follow I'll forever live my life like there is no tomorrow
Roses Yellow
Fine dime for every dozen
Throw some blueberries my way &
I'll make some kush berry muffins
A zig zags what I'm stuffing
Kush is what im puffin
Jelly roll bear claw or donut neither of um she only received the custard
##Prayer time muthafucka she just get down on her knees
Then when she recited the hail Marys
She baptize my soon to bees with the holy water of saliva*
bless me when my dick sneezed while we were sitting in a pew
Kwickee store flow, 711 slushee coke
Apu store clerk Simpsons character
I get animated simply caricature
Get like theater get the full motion picture my life is a documentary of a Martian space jam brother##

Fuck what is heard
Put my urethra to your earlobe
Like Schmidt puts a barrel to some antlers
Can and package this Pistachio flow I'm going planters
Stack money taller than Carson sanders
And I'm buying out the mall like Brady buying out colonel sanders
Product honestly, I'm sodomizing metaphorically without Vaseline
Many say they're harder than erections
But they're words uglier than nick rizzos complexion
I can't hear what your saying so allow the interjection
Most rappers are like DJ's jerseys, not authentic
Valutime rhymes your all stale & generic
Bugs bunny's been nuts on my wrist have you seen the carrots
Jason's smelling like he just passed out gas anesthesia
And the Dutch got my feeling like I'm a decedent of Polynesia
I'll admit I'm good (magnesium)
Your too cheesy with the lines, good bacteria
Punchlines sting like contracted chlamydia
Rated g kids gone have to be this, I'll dumb down and get animated Walt Disney yeah
And in comparison this circle is pathetic
But I'll make dales lady make like an ostrich

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