Sitting in the Hall Of Justice Is there justice after all
After all when you discuss us I am the last name you recall

So he might sell a few more comics As soberly he saves the world
I've had seven gin and tonics And I want you to be my girl

I could take you to Atlantis It makes that cave look like a hole
Tie one on on the Titanic Vicci Vale my heart you stole

Have you ever had the notion That he's just a rat with wings
I'm the king of 7 oceans And Vicci You're my everything

Barring maritime disasters I have got some time to spare
While he's all tied up with Robin In a cape and underwear

I could take you to Atlantis It makes that cave look like a hole
Tie one on on the Titanic Vicci Vale my heart you stole

If you see it with objective He is just Bruce Wayne in tights
You could be a bit selective And have free seafood every night

Well, I could understand If he were Superman
After all that cat can fly But take away that Batmobile
That boat, that belt, that butler He's just another boring guy

I could take you to Atlantis It makes that cave look like a hole
Tie one on on the Titanic Vicci Vale my heart you stole

If you look at it from my side Of the heros that you've met
He's a bit more on the dry side Everything's better when wet