Don't call me ham and eggs
Born of a riverboat captain
Suffered from religious traction
Don't scream at me
Just bring me down, while I get laughed at by the kids in this town

When you introduced me
To all the wonders of this world
I'd sit there staring for hours and hours and hours

I'll bury these needles so deep
I'll fight for more, oh just one more
He told me to, he told me
Oh John, guide me while I'm wrapped in this carpet

This card, this hit, this ever-burning rage