Marty is a dog...
He loves to chew on his big ol' nasty ol' bone
Marty is a dog...
He poops and pees in the house when we're not home
Marty is a dog...
He's got the greatest smile in the whole wide world
Marty is a dog...
He'll chase the birds and bark at all the squirrels
Marty is a dog...
He's got a goddamn ball, squeaks all night long
Marty is a dog...
He does a little dance 'cause he loves everyone
Marty is a dog...
Black and white spots from head to toes
Marty is a dog...
always with a smile, even on death row