Sugar sugar sugar sugar babe

Hello out there in the wandering sky
While down
Take a lou...

Everybody knows
That you can't get there from here
Everybody knows
That you can't get there from here

Ooh
Think about here
Won't you?
Everything you say
Will come back to you
Yeah!

Don't you know when you tell a lie
Sand will fall and your pants will cry?

Everybody knows it's all a lie
Everybody knows it's no joke

Ooh oooooooooohh my God
Oh my God!
Ooohh
Ahhhh
Ahhhhh
Ahhhhhhhh!

Everybody knows
About our lie
Paint it up
Just to make you cry

Now we know
Truth is told
Doesn't that go?
We can't go home

Bake your ham in the midday sun
Take your ride on your motorbike
We're all excited
And we're all onboard
We know your name
And we know your game
You can't hide from the one inside
YAH!
Ooooh
Oooohh
Ooohh
LA LA LA LA
Say it ain't so
Say it ain't so
When you row your boat
Row your boat
Say it ain't so
Say it ain't so
That you row your boat
Row your boat
With the help of child labor
Child labor
Child labor ?
Child labor

Help
Won't you save your soul
By admitting that you rowed your boat
With the help of child labor?

I want you to know
You owe us your soul
We have the paperwork
You signed a perfectly legal document
Saying we'll get your soul

Mmm hey yeah yeah yeah

Stubbed my tongue
WOOH!
Squished a bug
Flushed a bug
Going to Hell for sure
Now that I've squished a bug

The afterlife
Could be boring
If you don't have things to do
It would be boring
Boring as Hell
Boring as Hell
You know it would
Unless
You commit this song to memory
And while you're there stewing in your juices
You can hum along with it
Yeah!
The afterlife could get boring
Unless you have a firm grasp
Of the inner nuances and harmonies of this song
It'd be smart to learn it
You may be faced with Eternity
It could get old
la la la
It could get old
I'm telling you
The afterlife
Ain't what it's cracked up to be
Or so I'm told
So I'm told

Talking to demons is overrated
They just want to eat your brains
I'm hoping to stay away from demons from now on
The afterlife
Well it's overrated
Especially if you've been bad
To people that you know

You won't be glad to spend the rest of your life,
excuse me: Eternity
Treating people the way you treat your neighbors

This place is full of sadness and grief and longing and regret
And a pile of fecal matter

Ohh
You'd better just enjoy this life
It's sitting right here for you

Ok,
Let's take it down

Mantra Man - keyboard, lead vocal on 'Everybody Knows'
Brian Reeves - guitar, lead vocal on 'Boring is Hell'