Once a month Aunt Flo comes around
To make sure my girl gets the rag.
Her fuzzy peach, the bloody leech
It makes my baby bloat and nag.

CH: PMS, It stains her dress
It's a bloody mess, That PMS
So much for sex!

Redwings of love, red petals of piss
Hormones are raging, emotions high.
The plug is in Eve's garden of Sin
It makes my baby cramp and cry.