Well it's a dull old friday night
and there's shopping to be done
I just come out of tesco's
when I bump into someone
I said "oops I'm sorry mate"
Oh no! it's old Phil T!
how you been keeping all this time?
It's been a long time no see!

I'll have a pint please, you'd better make it two
Y'know it's been a fair old time, since I've had a drink with you
How you been keeping? Hope you do remember me
It's really nice to see ya Phil
It's been a long time no see

Well I've finished all the shopping
and I go back to the car
I dunno where she parked it
but I hope it isn't far
Then I hear this voice behind me
Oh no It's Johnny Pidge
D'ya remember those school lunch times
When we'd raid your mothers fridge?

I'll have a pint please, you'd better make it two
Y'know it's been a fair old time, since I've had a drink with you
How you been keeping? Hope you do remember me
It's really nice to see ya bud
It's been a long time no see

Well we've loaded all the shopping
and we're heading home for tea
I pull up at some traffic lights
this car pulls up to me
I'm winding down my window
You're joking! it's Micky Bill!
You haven't changed in all those years
You're still looking pretty Ill!

I'll have a pint please, you'd better make it two
Y'know it's been a fair old time, since I've had a drink with you
How you been keeping? Hope you do remember me
It's really nice to see ya Mick
It's been a long time no see

Nice to see ya, to see ya, NICE!!!